A Daniel Wyke Adventure.

Daniel Wyke, a man of his word.
Was dared 20 dollars to eat a turd.
closed his eyes and took a bite,
every chew his sphincter tight.
Swallowed all that he could place,
pure disgust upon his face.

At that moment over yonder,
Invading aliens try to ponder.
“Is this place, the place to
place our people?
We’ll use a barge, to kill at
large, Humans within a 20
foot radius of that steeple.”

Off the ship the army jumped
with a faithful “HERE WE GO!”

But died as soon as they
touched the ground, and Daniel
said “Hello..”

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